these prunes are made for dancin

Popolo will be the name of the farm animal out of my future family that looks most italian. naturally he will have a blue quiff that looks like a wall, a passionate interest in a shit football team and a tendency to drool over Star Wars. oh and he will be the best one too. i think he may be a sheep.

if i was an animal, i think id be a sheep too. not that i have a sheeplike personality, i am highly independant of the influence of others dont you know. thats why i have brown hair and bite marks on my arm.

top ten names in england and wales 2004

boys
1.Jack
2. Joshua
3. Thomas
4. James
5. Daniel
6. Samuel
7. Oliver
8. William
9. Benjamin
10. Joseph

Girls

1. Emily
2. Ellie
3. Jessica
4. Sophie
5. Chloe
6. Lucy
7. Olivia
8. Charlotte
9. Katie
10. Megan

phoebe is at number 44. im so swanky.

you bloody mother fucking asshole

did a search on google and found an article saying all fat kids should be burnt. quite amusing. not that i condone such admissions but still, hardear and all that

the sun is shining in that way that makes me sleepy. to bask in its glory is to revert to a life of blissful laziness. yum i am a cat. miaow. in many respects i think of the sun as a metaphor of happiness.

names for my children. an ongoing project.

phoebe (if shes amazing)
rory (what i my have been called if i had a penis)
freddy (if hes blond and likes chelsea)
jack (goodness me, i am getting quite fashion conscious)
alfie (after my grandfather and darling bro so fashion doesn't count and it would make me gran and momma so happy)
scrumptious
isobel (its all in the eyes)
naomi (cousin)
jade (cousin)
adelaide (a cuddly koala i bought in queensland)
alice (after yours truly)
finn (after a darling little boy who makes me smile)
barnaby (an expressive little chap with a scrunch nose and an aversion for porridge)
benjamin/benny/benjy
damien (i love this cringmaking exeercise, may not even publish it. the suns still shining by the way, lush)
felix (long eylashes)
henry (hes going to own a cocktail jazz bar dont you know)
louis (after darling ed)
zoe (cousin)
jake (cousin)
theo

ok, bored of that though would prove intersting to analyse it though i wouldn't find the outcome so favourable (phoebe you are a middle class ponce).

i want to stretch. bugger off

bags bags bags, under my eyes eyes eyes, its no surprise prise prise prise, i wanna cry cry cry,

oh what a shameeeeeeee, i did it againnnnnnnn, declared my own passiooon, for a whole load of fashioooooooooon,

oh please dont be saddddddd, listen to my daddddddd, and understand, i wanna beeeeee yourrrrrrrrr mannn.

thankyou thankyou, good night sienna, we love you

fuck it all