Tuesday, May 27, 2003
I wish I lived in a peat bog, the squelch and stench may remind me of the joys of life, the raw untouched nature of just being...
pretentious
Then again, maybe it would smell too much, it's bad enough withstanding the whiffs of oh-so-expensive perfume of my peers who can justify spending £30 on a bottle of rose petals.
I always remember in me younger days, spashing meself with vanilla musk for a funeral. In the car on the way my aunt tactfully said, is someone wearing perfume? As if you couldn't smell a couple of streets away.
I've never really got the hang of doing things that aren't related to money [I'm not very good at spending] and alcohol [having said that, I threw up 6 times on friday night but I'm putting that down to my stingyness, the wine was free] in moderation.
Maybe I shouldnt have used brackets then, I was only trying to demonstrate my constant flow of waffle, sorry about that. To be honest, I'm quite self conscious, my brother will be reading this and he's quite picky about,
a]my typing which is reminiscent of text messaging and therefore results in me presenting myself as lazy and disrespectful.
b] my writing, he doesn't like my style, which has led me to also withhold this opinion.
Oh well, I shall now commence on my mission for this page, to encourage happiness and love to flow. Here is my first rule...
1] never dismiss an opportunity to dance to the music closest to your heart, even if you scare some pigeons
Which leads to the question, why do people hate pigeons so much? they aren't that bad
pretentious
Then again, maybe it would smell too much, it's bad enough withstanding the whiffs of oh-so-expensive perfume of my peers who can justify spending £30 on a bottle of rose petals.
I always remember in me younger days, spashing meself with vanilla musk for a funeral. In the car on the way my aunt tactfully said, is someone wearing perfume? As if you couldn't smell a couple of streets away.
I've never really got the hang of doing things that aren't related to money [I'm not very good at spending] and alcohol [having said that, I threw up 6 times on friday night but I'm putting that down to my stingyness, the wine was free] in moderation.
Maybe I shouldnt have used brackets then, I was only trying to demonstrate my constant flow of waffle, sorry about that. To be honest, I'm quite self conscious, my brother will be reading this and he's quite picky about,
a]my typing which is reminiscent of text messaging and therefore results in me presenting myself as lazy and disrespectful.
b] my writing, he doesn't like my style, which has led me to also withhold this opinion.
Oh well, I shall now commence on my mission for this page, to encourage happiness and love to flow. Here is my first rule...
1] never dismiss an opportunity to dance to the music closest to your heart, even if you scare some pigeons
Which leads to the question, why do people hate pigeons so much? they aren't that bad
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