these prunes are made for dancin

The number of 'celebrities' I have encountered in my small but significant life has grown recently. I can't be bothered listing who because I am not going to occupy my and your time with such useless information. Perhaps I am just a contradiction by stating I have encountered them in the first place but aren't awestruck by their presence but I'm not. They're just people. If they aren't going to welcome me with a wide smile and a 'hello, how are you?' then why should I be concerened with their being due to their notoriety.

'fame is as useful to men as their hair which grows when they are dead' george villiers

Today was one of the most wonderful days of my life. I don't know why, all I know is that happiness has engulfed my very being, the warm glow of a smile has eradicated any feelings of gloom existent in my amazing machine of a body and risen my mood to a level of euphoria unknown to me before.

My favourite parts of the body are......
the fatty bit at the top of your ear
elbows
noses

My favourite animals are......
from farms

My ideal evil twin would be......
Rosie Williams

Goodnight my friends, phoebe bless