Saturday, August 16, 2003
Ok so I received my A- level results and as I told my Gran, my grades are the sound that a sheep makes and therefore are music to my ears as I love sheep and have no qualms about making that statement.
Well maybe not entirely happy, I wish that my grades also represented an established car insurance company that begins with the letter 'A' along with being an proclaimation of my intelligence but I suppose BAA isn't entirely disasterous.
The thing is, my 'B' grade was in English which has now betrayed me for what I really am, no longer a glow in the dark sheep but a wolf in sheep's clothing. No one will ever make the following statement concerning my philosophical prose;
You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore
and as a result I will not fulfill my hopes and dreams despite the fact that I have yet to discover them. And I can never be a hooker.
Ok, enough of that self obsessive, uninteresting waffle. What I have learnt over the last couple of weeks has now shaped my own understanding of the world and therefore enabled me to acheive a state of mind way beyond my present age. Goodness me, I am pompous sometimes but only because, because, oh well ,I have no excuse so lets all dance and have children.
1] Every moment of your life is worthy of respect. You may be at work but that should not prevent you from reaching a state of content happiness. I think I may have mentioned my distaste towards the capitalist society in which we live [don't worry, you will no longer be subjected to my ramblings on this topic!] and so in order to survive it is vital that you enjoy every moment. Music is the only way to eternal bliss so expand your tastes and happiness will await you.
2] Never leave the cooker on when you leave the house, never be evasive when proclaiming your emotions to others.
3] Love football, eat cheese.
4] If you are slightly tipsy and are prone to hiccup whilst experiencing this higher state of mind but are also unfortunate to have a cold do not spit out phlem as others get the impression that you are being sick.
5] If you fall on your arse in the middle of the dancefloor in a crowded nightclub causing the creation of an expance of space to encircle you due to a slippy floor, rude passers-by and silly shoes just stand up and smile.
6] Trains are wonderful.
7] Just because someone is enlightened concerning your beauty and therefore recognises it do not use this to boost your self esteem. You have and always will be beautiful but not to everybody. If you have been previously discarded as unworthy of attention in the past based on appearances alone then why must you find a lift from a changed attitude and welcome the person who openly makes the statement regarding your so called 'beautification'? Such a person is unworthy of your intense love as I believe beauty oozes from the inner self and meerly intensifies and feeds the beauty of a physical nature. Without it, the visual, physical beauty will die.
A couple of weeks ago, a customer asked ME where the prunes were! The world is a wonderful place.
Mark, hello there boyo, hope your smiling. The sun is out.
Well maybe not entirely happy, I wish that my grades also represented an established car insurance company that begins with the letter 'A' along with being an proclaimation of my intelligence but I suppose BAA isn't entirely disasterous.
The thing is, my 'B' grade was in English which has now betrayed me for what I really am, no longer a glow in the dark sheep but a wolf in sheep's clothing. No one will ever make the following statement concerning my philosophical prose;
You use your tongue prettier than a $20 whore
and as a result I will not fulfill my hopes and dreams despite the fact that I have yet to discover them. And I can never be a hooker.
Ok, enough of that self obsessive, uninteresting waffle. What I have learnt over the last couple of weeks has now shaped my own understanding of the world and therefore enabled me to acheive a state of mind way beyond my present age. Goodness me, I am pompous sometimes but only because, because, oh well ,I have no excuse so lets all dance and have children.
1] Every moment of your life is worthy of respect. You may be at work but that should not prevent you from reaching a state of content happiness. I think I may have mentioned my distaste towards the capitalist society in which we live [don't worry, you will no longer be subjected to my ramblings on this topic!] and so in order to survive it is vital that you enjoy every moment. Music is the only way to eternal bliss so expand your tastes and happiness will await you.
2] Never leave the cooker on when you leave the house, never be evasive when proclaiming your emotions to others.
3] Love football, eat cheese.
4] If you are slightly tipsy and are prone to hiccup whilst experiencing this higher state of mind but are also unfortunate to have a cold do not spit out phlem as others get the impression that you are being sick.
5] If you fall on your arse in the middle of the dancefloor in a crowded nightclub causing the creation of an expance of space to encircle you due to a slippy floor, rude passers-by and silly shoes just stand up and smile.
6] Trains are wonderful.
7] Just because someone is enlightened concerning your beauty and therefore recognises it do not use this to boost your self esteem. You have and always will be beautiful but not to everybody. If you have been previously discarded as unworthy of attention in the past based on appearances alone then why must you find a lift from a changed attitude and welcome the person who openly makes the statement regarding your so called 'beautification'? Such a person is unworthy of your intense love as I believe beauty oozes from the inner self and meerly intensifies and feeds the beauty of a physical nature. Without it, the visual, physical beauty will die.
A couple of weeks ago, a customer asked ME where the prunes were! The world is a wonderful place.
Mark, hello there boyo, hope your smiling. The sun is out.
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