these prunes are made for dancin

I went to the shop and I bought and ardvark, ********, a caterpillar, a dragon, ectasy, a fart, Germaine Greer, a haemophiliac, an imaginery friend [that I imagined having], a jelly mould, a Krypton Factor boardgame, a man called Larry, a man, a nomad, opium, a ***** *******, a Quantum Leap box set, a rrrrrrr, sausages from Walls, a tequilla sunrise limited edition set, uranus, a veluptious woman named Samantha, a Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory Chocolate bar with golden ticket number three, a xylophone, Yesterday by the Beatles and a Zulu Lord.

*indicates a rude word. rude bwoys.