Tuesday, November 25, 2003
I've just read the information provided by the Foreign and Commonwealth Office regarding the countries I will soon be visting. I'm now scared shitless!
I love Outkast's 'Hey Ya' to the point of moving my touchee in inappropriate social arenas. Maybe there is some kind of hynoptic underlying chant, too high for human ears to identify that is indoctrinating Phoebes all over Manchester to dance. Help, I'm under threat from an organised dance troop.
'What's cooler than being cold?'
'Ice cold'
I've put on 2lbs due to the extravagance of my birthday. Oops. I enjoyed myself though. Even though I came home drunk and ate a mars bar. And ate another one on Sunday. And another one yesterday. It's a slippery slope but luckily I have some new walking shoes to create enough friction between myself and the ground protecting me from a sore heeny.
I fancy Gerard Depadieu. I want a French boyfriend. He could say 'Phoebe, who look like a genetically modified cabbage' in French and I would love him.
I love Outkast's 'Hey Ya' to the point of moving my touchee in inappropriate social arenas. Maybe there is some kind of hynoptic underlying chant, too high for human ears to identify that is indoctrinating Phoebes all over Manchester to dance. Help, I'm under threat from an organised dance troop.
'What's cooler than being cold?'
'Ice cold'
I've put on 2lbs due to the extravagance of my birthday. Oops. I enjoyed myself though. Even though I came home drunk and ate a mars bar. And ate another one on Sunday. And another one yesterday. It's a slippery slope but luckily I have some new walking shoes to create enough friction between myself and the ground protecting me from a sore heeny.
I fancy Gerard Depadieu. I want a French boyfriend. He could say 'Phoebe, who look like a genetically modified cabbage' in French and I would love him.
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