Saturday, June 05, 2004
why hello. i feel almost queezy about the prospect that lies before me, i am actually going to write a decent post..such a task my friends but one must understand that these fingers have been firing letters at the manchester masses for to long now and the world deserves answers, answers i tell u. May i repeat everything to reiterate my message.
not on a postcard cos i cant be arsed with that. especially if i have to write everything twice, then id only be able to say 'blah blah blah' in stead of 'blah dodarr blah'.
so the life of a girl such as me is quite a snazzy one at the moment. Moment meaning now. And the wonderful thing is, the reason for this isn't a coherant one which understandably is one of the most obvious comments i could make. So i wont build upon this exhausting topic of what makes a girl such as me happy but will meerly attempt to expose you all to the snazzy life of now. May you sit back and relax. I apologise now for any dissapointment. One is quite weary from hours of email interaction but will attempt to refrain from nipping to the loo and revealing oneself of ones waste.
[actually i must tell you, at home i pride myslef on taking the longest wees and its only the last few days that i ffeel i am reclaiming this title, its quite reassuring but not when the loo is too winding corridrs away, im half asleep an not fully clothed.]
And so the story begins...
hello world. I am am happy because my life is quite snazzy. Apart from the fact i need the loo that is. For tea i will have vegetables, tuna and rice followed by a glorious selection of fruit from the bargain corner of the supermarket. i may converse with strangers, i may even begin a book for i have several waiting to be corressed by my bronzed fingers. i may even take a shower for i fear i smell but such evening enetertainment is for the future. Now is important. And i need the loo but i dont mind cos life is still snazzy.
Life is still snazzy cos it is.
Life is still snazzy cos i tried my first prune. And it danced. i repeat but i won't always repeat everything so stay alert, it did dance my friends.
Life is snazzy cos i can write such mindless drivel and expose the world to it's boring monotony and dont have to worry about the consequences. Especially as its likely this post may never be read.
Life is snazzy and i cant even be arsed decinding why it is, especially as i need the loo adn when this is the case, nothing else matters. Such is my selfish nature.
Today i bought a flask to put my milk in. I also bought some milk.
Anyway, im really happy and i really hope that you all are too. Please dont hestitate to contact me with any problems or queries you have on the philosophy of a snazzy life. It will make me very happy if I could offer any aid to you, the people, who help me have a snazzy life.
Love to you all xxx
not on a postcard cos i cant be arsed with that. especially if i have to write everything twice, then id only be able to say 'blah blah blah' in stead of 'blah dodarr blah'.
so the life of a girl such as me is quite a snazzy one at the moment. Moment meaning now. And the wonderful thing is, the reason for this isn't a coherant one which understandably is one of the most obvious comments i could make. So i wont build upon this exhausting topic of what makes a girl such as me happy but will meerly attempt to expose you all to the snazzy life of now. May you sit back and relax. I apologise now for any dissapointment. One is quite weary from hours of email interaction but will attempt to refrain from nipping to the loo and revealing oneself of ones waste.
[actually i must tell you, at home i pride myslef on taking the longest wees and its only the last few days that i ffeel i am reclaiming this title, its quite reassuring but not when the loo is too winding corridrs away, im half asleep an not fully clothed.]
And so the story begins...
hello world. I am am happy because my life is quite snazzy. Apart from the fact i need the loo that is. For tea i will have vegetables, tuna and rice followed by a glorious selection of fruit from the bargain corner of the supermarket. i may converse with strangers, i may even begin a book for i have several waiting to be corressed by my bronzed fingers. i may even take a shower for i fear i smell but such evening enetertainment is for the future. Now is important. And i need the loo but i dont mind cos life is still snazzy.
Life is still snazzy cos it is.
Life is still snazzy cos i tried my first prune. And it danced. i repeat but i won't always repeat everything so stay alert, it did dance my friends.
Life is snazzy cos i can write such mindless drivel and expose the world to it's boring monotony and dont have to worry about the consequences. Especially as its likely this post may never be read.
Life is snazzy and i cant even be arsed decinding why it is, especially as i need the loo adn when this is the case, nothing else matters. Such is my selfish nature.
Today i bought a flask to put my milk in. I also bought some milk.
Anyway, im really happy and i really hope that you all are too. Please dont hestitate to contact me with any problems or queries you have on the philosophy of a snazzy life. It will make me very happy if I could offer any aid to you, the people, who help me have a snazzy life.
Love to you all xxx
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